"Miles Gloriosus" -- always loved that phrase. So many gold nuggets here. Like "Citizen Samsa." I think Jared looks sorta like Serena in The Handmaid's Tale. Wonderful piece, Mr. Carson.
And yes, I'm whorish enough to take advantage of the fact that most readers will think of Mother Theresa -- that horrible bitch -- as a GOOD person. Mea culpa.
"Miles Gloriosus" -- always loved that phrase. So many gold nuggets here. Like "Citizen Samsa." I think Jared looks sorta like Serena in The Handmaid's Tale. Wonderful piece, Mr. Carson.
She seems so much meaner and more clueless than even Mother Teresa.
This is just so good. Perfect. (Only Q: Melania?)
What puzzled you about the Melania joke? It's everything she isn't in one trifecta.
I see!
And yes, I'm whorish enough to take advantage of the fact that most readers will think of Mother Theresa -- that horrible bitch -- as a GOOD person. Mea culpa.
hahaha
Not sure what puzzles you about the Melania line.